Thursday, October 30, 2008

Maple Leafs' Halloween

So, I heard that Ron Wilson was going to let the players have a night off for some Halloween fun. Don't be surprised if a few of the Leafs come trick-or-treating at your door tonight. To help you figure out who's who underneath those scary costumes, here's a sneak preview of what some of your favorite Leafs might be wearing...

Jeff Finger a big walking hand! I know, too easy.

Nik Antropov Frankenstein! "Buuugrrrzz Kang!"

Alexei Ponikarovsky the Bride of Frankenstein! Scary.

Ryan Hollweg a Gorilla. That's about right.

Jiri Tlusty the Pizza Boy! Yikes. Delivers, extra cheesy.

Matt Stajan the Invisible Man. A throw back to the first 2 games of the season.

Jamal Mayers the Hot Cop! Arresting and enforcing.

Nikolai Kulemin the Kool-Aid Guy! Oh-Yeah!

Carlo Colaiacovo the Mummy! He must have spare bandages around he can use.

Jonas Frogen the Techno Viking! Except, in this case, he really is.

Trick or treat, everybody. Have a safe and happy Halloween!
(Vincent Price voice) Oooohwaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.......!


Loser Domi said...

I figured Jiri Tlusty would be the song "The Streak" by Ray Stevens

general borschevsky said...

Hey LD! Didn't ya like the Pizza Boy? It looks just like him.

Loser Domi said...

I never said I didn't like the pizza boy...but in order to be Jiri, he'd need cell phone in hand.

Other costumes for Jiri:
*a nudist
*"Much Ado About Nothing"
*that Survivor guy
*a newborn

general borschevsky said...

a newborn


Loser Domi said...

well, what other costumes would include nakedness?

PPP said...

Techno Viking is my favourite. Frogren should be Hockey Viking.

Drake said...

ha ha! Hilarious!

The Jiri Tlusty one cracked me up. How about Ron Wilson as "The Magician!"

How else could he get Stajan and Ponikarovsky to play like real top line talent?

general borschevsky said...

what other costumes would include nakedness?

Porn star? Life guard at a nudist beach? Super bowl half-time performer? SkyDome hotel guest?

Cheers PPP! Credit for the Viking match goes to DieHardBlueAndWhite. The road to inspiration often begins in London.

Thanks drake! Wilson as the Magician, eh? I like that.

Oh! And I forgot - Cliff as the Caretaker! Ah well, Next year.

Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) said...

Nice ones. You know I love the Carlo one.

H4NNAH said...

Funny, and mean at the same time...